Well, its the moment we've all been waiting for...its an interview with Jesus, with your host: James Skinner.
James Skinner (JRS): Welcome Jesus.
Jesus Christ (JC): Thankyou for having me here today.
JRS: No problem. Anyway, the first question I want to ask you is...how would you rate our Monmouth School Christian Union...do you feel it is a worth while organisation?
JC: I feel it is a very worth while organisation indeed. It just shows that there is no limit to God's word...and you give up your valuble lunchtime just to worship myself and my Father...lunchtimes where you could be playing pool and improving on your Team Ponty skills...by the way...i watch you and Andrew Smith play pool all the time, and I just have to say that you two are brilliant! Your skills are beyond those I have ever seen.
JRS: Why Thankyou Jesus. Thats very kind of you
JC: Can i get an autograph after the interview?
JRS: You certainly may. But onto my next question...how do you (as the saviour of all mankind) feel about Speni being the leader?
JC: At first I was wasn't sure, but after seeing Speni perform in recent Christian Union meetings...I am
certain that he is not suited to the job...I mean.....last week, he wore a pink/purple/yellow multi-coloured shirt to CU, what is the boy thinking?! And electing him as leader was a big mistake by your group....the guy cant even spell "bible" let alone read one.
JRS: I see. But you still value Speni as a human being dont you?
JC: Of course I do.....I value everyone as a human being...especially that Andrew Smith fellow; now there's a pool player and a half! Whilst watching from heaven, i saw him seven ball this kid they call "the watcher"....what a game!
JRS: Are you a pool player yourself?
JC: I have been known to play a few shots with God now and again...he always beats me though...but i swear he cheats.
JRS: I see. Anyway, my final question to you today is this........if there was one thing you could change about our Christian Union meetings, what would it be?
JC: I would probably have to say that I would like to see that Speni kid read more often...that boy needs to read as many books as he possibly can...and the bible is a good place to start. Tell him that from now on, i expect him to read at every Christian Union meeting...atleast twice.
JRS: I will pass on the message...im sure he will be pleased. Anyway, thank you very much for coming in today Jesus...it is much appreciated, and i hope that you will continue to watch the Team Ponty pool matches.
JC: Oh i will...ill be watching.
JRS: Jesus Christ, thank you.
JC: Thank you, and may God be with you all for now and evermore.